The inaugural Orwell Award for Creative Lexicography (1) has been awarded to Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. (2), 46th President (3) of the United States of America (4).
Here is a small sample of the honoree’s outstanding contributions to the field: Inflation Reduction (5) Act; Secure border (6); Transitory (7) Inflation; a Reconciliation Bill with zero cost (8); racial justice (9); green energy (10); environmental equity (11).
The prestigious Orwell Award will not be awarded annually or on another set schedule, but only when an individual has achieved extraordinary levels of creativity over a substantial period of time with widespread notoriety.
Definitions
(1) noun. The writing, editing or compilation of dictionaries
(2) proper noun. Lunch Bucket Joe
(3) noun. Person with the title, but none of the duties or powers of the President as defined in Article I of the constitution of the United States of America
(4) proper noun. A nation state in North America governed as an autocracy or oligarchy, formerly a federation of sovereign states governed as a representative republic
(5) noun. The act or state of being increased
(6) adj., noun. Imaginary line of demarcation between the United States of America and the United States of Mexico that permits unimpeded entry by foreign nationals into the USA
(7) adj. Permanent
(8) noun. Expenditure of 3.5 trillion dollars, partly funded by taxes but mostly by government borrowing
(9) noun. Racism
(10) adj., noun. Electricity, especially that used in non-combustion engines and generated almost entirely by burning natural gas, fuel oil or coal.
(11) adj. noun. Social engineering unrelated to the (ecological) environment, or equitable policy or outcomes.
Chuck Troe
September 21, 2022
